Monthly Archives: July 2009
An Open Letter to Toronto Bike Thieves
Dear Asshat, This is the fourth time within the span of a year you have felt the need to fuck shit up. Please cease and desist. Last winter, you felt the need to remove my bike entirely. It was a … Continue reading
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Sick, Sick, Sick
Finally, after a week of hanging around with my coughing, hoarking friend Emily, I caught her cold. That, or the Gods of Swine Flu did not like me mocking their fancy new virus. So, I’m taking a sick day. Normally … Continue reading
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Places I’ve Been Part Two: Belgium, neuken in de keuken!
Ah Belgium, my sweet love. A girl’s dreams come true. Everyone always seems forget about Belgium, maybe because it’s so small, maybe because France and Germany get all the action, who knows! But I remembered Belgium. Land of chocolate, land … Continue reading
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